So, I was watching this dude on YouTube who claimed he can double my WiFi speed, the video was posted in 2011 -I think- yet YouTube just thought of suggesting it, lol. Anyways, so the autoplay started another video that suggested ways of making money online, since I am pretty young and I have no social life, I was like: yes, please.
So, the first few ways were pretty basic, like: Make a YouTube Channel. With this face? Yeah, sure; maybe YouTube would empathize and send me a “Some people aren’t meant to be beautiful, genetics, dude.” play button, wouldn’t really count on that though, kek.
The list went on, and they were all things that I can’t exactly “excel” at, but I was about to click off the video -I wasn’t really about to click off, just said that to make it sound cool- the weird, google translate-like voice said: Blogging.
So, I tried to remember where I heard this word before. I was like: “Blogging.. bloggi… RIGHT, BARNEY STINSON!”
If you don’t know who Barney Stinson is, well, you should. He’s a character in one of my favorite tv series: How I Met Your Mother.
So, he used to blog a lot, and it sounded fun when he talked about it, except.. I am no Barney Stinson.
The dude wrote books, lived in a very cool place, could probably write hundreds of blogs about his “one rule” But most importantly, he ACTUALLY went out. My point is, he had various stories to tell, and I’m just.. well.. lol.
So anyways, I thought “Hey, there are thousands of bloggers, right? It’s not like they all have a fun life.. there has to be a place for me..”
So, since I tend to search “Anything’s 101” before starting anything up, I went on and 101-ed blogging.
Turns out, I WAS WRONG. Everyone has a passion, hobby, profession or an interesting life overall to write about, while my only hobby is spending hours on memes and YouTube videos.. and maybe reading.
But then I thought of it, if any of you -that is, if anyone ever reads this- is familiar with “Hey Arnold!” then you should probably know about this episode –spoilers ahead– when they tried to break a world record, and they kept trying and trying, but also kept failing.. and failing.
Eventually, they got in the book of world records for “Breaking the record for the many attempts to try and break a world record.”
Now yes, it is a pathetic reason, but hey, they still got in. And since I am known for trying tons of new things then dropping them in no time, I thought maybe I can blog about me trying tons of new things then dropping them in no time. Or just my random thoughts tbh.
And maybe, if things somehow worked out, find an actual passion or interest -that is cool enough to make me get over my commitment issues- on my way.
And therefore, here I am.
If this was a YouTube channel I’d want you to subscribe now, but since it isn’t, send memes.
Here’s one from me: